Six thoughts people have during sex

Sex is great, most people can agree on this. It's the reason people say sex sells. In fact on a TV somewhere in America a commercial plays featuring a bikini clad women being sprayed with soapy water as she washes a car while eating a cheeseburger. Because that's how everyone washes their car and eats their cheeseburgers. On another TV screen a second commercial features two buff, handsome men as plumbers ringing a young ladies door bell. One professes he's there to clean her pipes and the other declares he's going to snake her drains. It's an advertisement for a dual action drain cleaning fluid, for sinks and tubs but you get the point. Sex is easy to sell because humans think about it a lot.
  So why is it that when we finally get to do the deed that occupies so much of our minds those same dirty minds can sometimes wander from the task at hand. Sure a good O can make the world seem to stop spinning for an instant but fact is it doesn't. So our other goings on in this wide world tend to creep into our mind during the deed. Here are the most common.

1. 1. Food-Sex can be a work out so of course you end up working up an appetite. Maybe I'm just greedy but  Lots of people even include foot in the act. Chocolate syrup anyone? why not, everyone likes food, everyone likes sex, bon appétit.

2.

Jokes-Some pretty awkward things can happen during sex and you have to be able to laugh about them in order to keep the party going. Also you might just think of something that happened earlier. Either way it's totally okay to get your giggle on.

3. Work-Because in order to have someplace to have sex you likely have to work. Whether you're annoyed with your boss or beefing with a co-worker it can seriously kill the vibe. If this happens just think about having sex in your office on you bosses desk. That outta get your back in the mood.


4. Money-Sex in an alley is only a hot fantasy if you don't live in said alley. Therefore our money or lack there off can occupy our thoughts while we try and get it on. Don't worry this is natural in may stages of life and relationship. The key is to talk about it...some other time.

5. Other people-These would be not currently involved in the sex you are having but they happen to be on your mind. It might be a harmless fantasy about a celebrity or even fictional character that you'll never actually met. Or you may be a naughty person and think someone you actually do know. Either way it'll just be your dirty little secret.

6. Physical discomfort-You'd be surprised how often people continue having sex in uncomfortable positions or in general discomfort for whatever reasons be that gas, a cramp, or having to go to the bathroom. So speak up, nothing wrong with a time out between plays.