No escape unscathed

She's back! That's right the Puerto Rican princess was finally in effect just fashionably late. Say what you want about the infamous Ms. Hernandez. Yeah she was a stripper and she stole somebody man, neither of which I would encourage. Anyone to do, but damn if she doesn't make being bad look good. So much so that she is the lifeblood of the show.
  She is the epitome of a bad bitch but ladies lets hold our judgment because we don't know her story by catching an hour of her life a week. I know many dismiss reality shows of this nature as mindless trash but I find it to be very insightful and in an odd way uplifting.
    A lot of the women have been through tough times. They survived to be on TV looking like an assortment of exotic sweets. And non more so then the spicy Chile Ms. Hernandez. Hell I'm not hardly a lesbian but  I want to do her.
    In all seriousness I find the show to be an intimate glimpse into the lives of those who were once the least fortunate. No one likes to think of the pimps, hustlers, and adventuresses that live in their world.
  Take Mama D, the queen, she recently reconnected with her ex-husband of 13 years. He'd been absent from her the last seven years. Why you ask? Hard time for drug possession with intent. How was he caught you say? She called the police on him for stealing food intended for charity from her son, rapper Scrappy.

   In Mama D's own words, "How was she supposed to know he had drugs on him at the time." So if you've never visited the wrong side of the tracks at this point you may be thinking 'The f*ck'. And you'd be right to do so. It's heinous to think someone would steal food intended for the homeless and sell  it for profit.
   But hey walk a mile in a man's shoes before you see fit to condemn him from a high horse. So for your sake Mama D let's see If a man can really change. At the very least you all have found a legal way to cash in on the aftermath of hard times.

 But what shocked me was rapper Yung Joc's ex-side piece turned Main Which(See past blog main chicks vs. side chicks). Now last season Khadiah was found to be secretly having an affair with Joc behind his then girlfriend Karlie Red's back. But this season the proud lover of OPP has taken low self esteem to a new level by paying the rapper to claim her. As Karlie Red pointed out upon discovering the affair Khadiah has lots of job to including Joc's chauffeur and realtor as well as tax preparer and chimney sweep for all we know. But miss thing is working hard to lavish Joc, who we learn has ten kids by many different women.
   We also learn that Khadiah has caught Joc creeping with baby mama number four and still saw fit to buy him a fur. Yeah she caught him cheating and instead of him buying her something as an apology she bought him something to keep him. That's a damn shame Khadiah. Listen girl I don't know what your problem is but you don't buy dick, it's free. You messing up the game. Just because you got a lil weight on you don't mean you gotta pay a dude to pretend to be your boyfriend. Hear me loud and clear, you are not his girl! You are his sponsor. If you tryna pull a Joselin you're doing it wrong.

She got Stevie in check after she stole him but he still ain't no prize. The women on this show need to value themselves more. I know you mighta came through the fire and no one can do so unscathed. But if you survived you need to grow. Leave these knuckle head fools alone