Diva on a Dime: Ain't but three types of men.

  I love my mom (the original Diva) and all her Priscillaisms. For instance if you tried to get one over on her she might tell you that she was "To old of a cat to be fooled by a kitten." But one of the most profound things she has told me was that there are only three types of men and it is every women's job to figure out what was important to her. So ladies chime in and take your pick! You got your Rich Man, your Pretty Man Casanova, and your Average Joe. Let's kick it off with a description of your life with the Rich Man, The Boss, El Hefe', The Ace Booncoon.

 
First thing you need to ask yourself if you want the rich man is, are you rich yourself? If not you might want to start planning on and working hard to get rich. Otherwise you will simply be this man's mistress more than likely. Because the business of marriage is the marriage of business. Rich people know this and have practiced the merging of empires through marriage since the institution began. But if you're fool enough to think your good looks alone will land you a rich man, dream on! A man doesn't usually maintain wealth my being stupid and you're looks are a depreciating asset. If you don't know what that mean I'll explain. A brand new Benz is worth less than you paid for it the minute you drive it off the lot. Therefore you will never get a return on your investment in it.
   Your looks are like that car because while the rich man's money can be used to make more money your looks have no monetary value in the long run because you will only grow older and less attractive  and like a fancy car a smart rich man will not buy you but lease you like that fancy car and then eventually swap you out for the newer model. Besides if you are rich why wouldn't you want to be twice as rich by marrying more money. Especially if you know you have access to beautiful women around the world in your private jet and can step outside of your loveless business marriage any old time you want.
  So whether you marry the rich man or are just his mistress you're not going to see him often. A man doesn't get rich by rubbing your feet and eating your pussy all day. And after not seeing him or getting your freak on for months he may still be too tired to put it on you how you want. While you may have every material possession that the heart desires you'll likely have to enjoy it alone. As you sit pool side in your own backyard in a swimsuit that could pay someone's rent and jewelry that could buy a house you may be so lonely and horny that the pool boy starts to look awfully good.
  Don't do it though because the rich man is watching. He knows everything and is always right even when he's wrong. If you're rich like him your another acquisition and if you're poor you're an indulgence or showpiece. Either way you gets no love or respect and only get taken off the shelf when you can be used to impress. You are to be seen and not heard and you're opinion doesn't matter because he is always right. And don't tell him what to think because he thinks for the both of you. If this doesn't sound appealing perhaps you'd prefer life with the Pretty man Casanova.

He is the Rich Man's polar opposite. He seems to listen to you and respect your opinion. And the way he puts it on you, you might forget your own name. This is his best asset in fact. He looks damn good and will give it to you anyway and anytime you like. You can get it standing up, sitting down, from the back, left, right, and side to side. But you might want to ask where he learned to blow your back out like that. The answer is practice. He knows he looks good because he's been told so often. To put if harshly he's literally a hoe. Oh and he doesn't work and if he does he has no ambition, you're the bread winner.
   You may also notice that he takes longer to get ready than you do and is in love with his own reflection. And even if you are as vain as he believe he sees you the same way he sees his posh haircut or sparkling earrings. You're an accessory that calls attention to him and makes him shine all the more.


He's a gold digger looking to use his looks to cash in and has been around since women began to out number men. Don't think you'll be able to spot him easily though. As a matter of fact it'll be hard to think at all when he's pulling your panties down and whispering sweet things in your ear. Plus he's attentive, gives you massages, washes your hair, and because you make all the money and  hold all the chips you get to be the boss. Just don't expect loyalty or faithfulness from Pretty Man because when the money runs out so does he. Don't like him either? Perhaps you'd be happier with your Average Joe.

Now understand this man is not actually average but whatever you make him. He knows that god made you his helpmate and wants to build something with you. He might actually be rich but that will not be the first thing you notice about him because he will not put it on display. He will approach you as himself not his business representative because by presenting his real self he hopes to get to know the real you so you can both cash in on what you have to offer each other.
   He might also be fine as hell and put it on you right but he won't approach you with that. He'll want to be more to you than a piece of meat because he sees you as more. And even if he doesn't rock your world right off he'll encourage you to teach him because he wants to please you. He will also have ambition but will include you in his plans because he knows enough about you to value your opinion. Of course this man is not perfect but neither are you. If you can bring yourself to love his imperfections he will love the cracks and crevices of you and move heaven and earth to see you smile. So lades who do you want.


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